Aphorisms

Just to give some insight into my mood today, with the help of some friendly cliche's.

"It alwyas hurts less when you stop banging your head against the wall."

"Never attribute to malice what can easily be attributed to ignorance, stupidity, or ineptitude."

"The sack says it's capacity is ten pounds, so why do you insist in trying to shove twenty pounds of fecal matter into it?"

"Someone who is nice to you but not nice to the waiter or the janitor is not a nice person."

"Never be too hard on ignorance and stupidity, after all, ignorance and stupidity is what made America Great." F. Zappa

"Just because they call you paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."

"If a million people believe in a bad idea, it's still a bad idea."

"Mean people don't usually think they're mean."

"95% of people do what they do because they think it's the right thing to do."

"It's hard to make something foolproof because fools are so ingenious."

"Common sense isn't all that common."

"Sometimes age comes with wisdom. Sometimes."

"Few people leave a job after twenty years with twenty years of experience. Most leave with one year of experience repeated twenty times."

"The hardest thing to change is someone's mind."

"What's the most common euphemism for f*ck off? Trust me."

"Nostalgia is not a form of process improvement."


"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears the optimist is right."

"A cynic is an idealist after the first mugging."

"The meek don't ever seem to inherit anything until they stop being the meek and become the pissed off."